we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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