This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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