return my video game
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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