Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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