Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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