Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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