I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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