How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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