Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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