: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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