i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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