Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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