Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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