that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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