i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Randomize
