garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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