idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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