she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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