Don't you send me to vm
Your dad touched me again.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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