Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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