dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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