Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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