fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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