The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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