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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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