so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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