Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Are we still banned from the library?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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