well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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