I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
When are your genitals available?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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