The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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