I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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