I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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