Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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