I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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