They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
