get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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