You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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