It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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