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  Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.

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• Pretty sure liver failure isn't funny in real life. Just saying.

  Submitted by badgerfan2010 on Oct 12, 11 at 2:31pm

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• That's because you black out from two beers

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 12, 11 at 1:35pm

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• Alcohol abuse texts are getting pretty old ppl seriously ... And sad , let's get original

  Submitted by alienmonster on Oct 12, 11 at 1:47pm

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  • I second that!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 12, 11 at 3:30pm

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• Yay Darwin! Don't add to the gene pool before you die.

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:29pm

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• The more you black out, the more prone you are to blacking out.

  Submitted by Topher_85 on Oct 13, 11 at 2:09pm

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• Cirrosis isn't cool you moron. Just do everyone a favor and jump off a bridge or something

  Submitted by gohogs518 on Oct 12, 11 at 8:13pm

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• I hope this asshole gets hit by the Coors Light silver bullet train.

  Submitted by hsm531 on Oct 13, 11 at 12:21am

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• Yeah b/c who doesn't love being on dialysis... Real winner there!

  Submitted by grapestomper815 on Oct 12, 11 at 2:20pm

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  • Listen to notadoctor, I'm pretty sure if you put yourself into liver failure you might turn yellow from jaundice and I think they can try something that starts with an "a" but otherwise you need a new liver and depending on what you tell your doctor they may not put you on the donor list. Then you would have to talk to your family about getting half of one if their livers...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:28pm

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    • Its all fun and games till you can't get a liver transplant.

      Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 14, 11 at 7:41am

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• Agreed that these texts are getting old! Not funny at all!

  Submitted by jcogs on Oct 14, 11 at 4:12am

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• Someone is determined to self destruct

  Submitted by Chucklez421 on Oct 12, 11 at 9:29pm

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• I know s/he's kidding about trying to destroy his liver, but just thinking that reeks of stupidity.

  Submitted by MD86 on Oct 16, 11 at 12:26am

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• My bad!

  Submitted by grapestomper815 on Oct 12, 11 at 2:47pm

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• @2:20- dialysis is for kidney failure, dumbass.

  Submitted by notadoctor on Oct 12, 11 at 2:35pm

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  • Sometimes when your liver fails, your kidneys fail too...I've known someone whose liver problems caused them to get on dialysis.

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 12, 11 at 3:33pm

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