Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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