Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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