No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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