If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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