well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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