pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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