I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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