Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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