wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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