Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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