"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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