Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she looked like the before picture.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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