I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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