She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
