So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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