come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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