Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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