Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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