I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The Olympian is in my bed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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