The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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