I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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