Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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