When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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